"Order was processed and sent very quickly. Ted is fab, excellent quality and definitely worth every penny."
"my misses loves it....brownie points for me"
"My wife fell for him when she received your catalogue and he looks great. As I ordered him as a present for her I can't truly rank him but I am assuming she will love him as much when she actually gets him"
"The teddy is soooooo sweet thank you"
"I cannot express what an absolute delight it was to find my Ted the Impaier plush bear waiting for me when I got home from work. His little clear backpack was a lovely extra. This Ted is getting pride of place on my shelf"
"My friend will love him, he's perfect"
"Bought as a present for a friend who wants Ted. He is fantastic and my friend will thank me heartily - if I can bear to part with him - I think he has hypnotised me to keep him lol so may have to purchase another one.........."
"i love him he is so cute"
"This Teddy is amazing, excellent quality and service. Brought him for my nine year old, as a Halloween gift she loves him, he went trick or treating with her thanks."
"This Teddy is amazing, excellent quality, love the back pack he came in, Halloween gift for my nine year old she loves him, he went trick or treating with her.\
Excellent service thanks."
"Lovely detail and great quality. Comes inside it's own clear bag and looks awesome :)"
"I absolutely love mine, he takes pride of place on my bed between me and my husband. And I even bought one for my sister."
"I absolutely love mine, he takes pride of place on my bed between me and my husband. And I even bought one for my sister."
"Every bit as good as he looks on the screen and supersoft fur too."
"Ted is gorgeous - beautifully made and attention to detail. Agree with Lavinia that other theme bears would be great - I would collect them :)"
"I ordered Ted a few days before Halloween and was happy to see him arrive in time. His little backpack is a pleasant extra and he look very dapper in his cape and fluffy hair-do, while his ickle fangs glisten in the night. \
I have taken up eating lots of garlic bread right before sleeping to protect myself - a small price to pay in order to be in the presence of a fluffy impaler bear such as this one."
"Lovely bear. My other bears are worried they will be bitten! "
"soooo cute, top quality too!!"
"Gorgeous teddy, so soft and great looking. "
"Cute little Ted (the "impaler" isn't scaring anybody) :) well packaged..I love the seethrough rucksack Decent price :) I'm over the moon with him<3"
"Love this little terror, well made and love the way he comes in his own little bag. Bought him for myself as a treat, would love more different styles to start a colllection. Another great buy from Spiral x"
"Absolutely love it. Excellent quality and really cuddly. "
"Absolutely love it. Excellent quality and really cuddly. "
"Absolutely love it. Excellent quality and really cuddly. "
"Got Ted as a present for my grandson. He (Ted )is lovely. Beautifully made, and such fun. Wish I could say the same about my grandson. "
"Fangtastic Teddy - very good quality - Bought for my daughter as part of Christmas Present, she will be thrilled. Thanks Spiral.\
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"So cute, hopefully more different (Maybe witch, werewolf, etc) teds on the way. Will look good overseeing the metal cds."
"Brilliant Teddy, I bought him for my wifes collection of bears, a perfect gift, other bears would be great additions to make a family."
"I love my bear, hurry and get one, he is beyond awesome. Well made, very cuddly, great cloak. No household should be without one....."
"I love my bear, great quality very well made..he is just so darkly beautiful..Grab one while they are still available or you will regret it, he is now a vityal part of my household! "
"Aww, such a gothically-cute bear! Ted's a very eye-catching critter, & his (unexpected) rucksack is another nice touch. All hail the Dark Lord! (& why wouldn't you, when he's that adorable?!)."
"Just adorable, so soft and excellent quality, worth every penny. Fantastic value. "
"this bear is amazing, really a nice treat, and such a wonderful thing that he has his own bag, just need to build up more of a collection of gothic bears, deffo recommend as a gift"
"Very Happy with Teddy Vamp, Good Quality, and just the right size. Bought as a Christmas Gift ,for my Sister."
"Perfect for my teddy collection! Cuddly and adorable!"
"Just what I was looking for, brilliant. (-:"
"The bear is awesome better than I thought it would be :-):-):-):-)"
"Received "Ted the impaler" What a cute adorable Vampire bear, I just love him to bits."
"Me and my wife are over the moon lol with Ted. When he arrived he was housed in a see through ruck sack. (Should of been a coffin!!!) with his bio on the back. He's had a truly amazing life. He is 12 inches (In Height I mean lol) He has menacing red eyes, dark grey fur, a black and red cape and pearly white fangs. The whole family has fallen in love with him and he will take pride of place with my wifes me to you blue nose bears!! Let's hope he doesn't feel hungry in the night though. Great quality product and fast delivery, thanks Spiral, Ben & Amanda. P.S, I'm going to descretley call him Mr Grey ssshhhhhh"
"My daughter (a real 'child of the night'!) adores Ted. He is extremely sweet, soft and well-made and I particularly like the card explaining his back story that accompanies him. I would recommend him to anyone with a quirky sense of humour and the need for a cuddly companion. "
"It was what u said about the product very good I would recommend this to a friend and tell there freinds"
"This Bear is amazing I would recommend it to all.\
He has pride of place in my collection of vampire things."
"Very Happy with Teddy Vamp, Good Quality, and just the right size. Bought as a Gift ,for my Daughter .\
so to to have him in the back pack, all and,s to the presentation, She will Love Him. "
"A little over priced, but, well made, I love him.............a shame there isn't a bigger version."
"Not taken it out of the bag as its a present but service was excellent all round. Thanks"
"Looks good in the photograph but even better in the 'flesh'. Well made and gorgeous to look at. Have got to hide him from my 27year old daughter!! Very well pleased with him. Well done Spiral and the designer."
"This is a very cute ...i mean .... scary teddy bear. He is well made and his accessories are very nice & well made too. He even comes in a little see through back pack. What kid (including us big kids) wouldnt want this. ...\
Hes already super popular .... i wonder if he has any companions on the way ? "
by the proprietor of cool sh*t
"Awesome. \
Every teddy bear collector must have."
"Very impressed with the quality and detail put into Ted. Bought as a gift for a friend and i'm sure she'll love it. Shipping and processing was second to none."
"This bear was actually for my friend who saw mine and loved it so much she asked me to order one for her. The quality of the bear is amazing. The backpack he arrives in is a lovely added bonus."
"He's awesome. I've posted it online and now all my friends want one, lol. So I showed them the link for this page so they can order one too! 😊😊"
"I love him! He is for my grand-daughter's 15th birthday and she will love him too! Very quick delivery also."
"He is absolutely gorgeous. I have isolated him from the other scores of teddies in my collection - just in case, although I'm sure Dennis the polar bear will protect them. I am looking forward eagerly to others being on sale. I won't hesitate to buy all of them"
"Arrived very quickly in new zealand. The quality of Ted is outstanding. He is a gorgeous bear and very soft and cuddly"
"Bought for my Daughter, she loves him and will be taking him to university with her next year. "
"Product arrived on time and it had the ultimate cutsieness level.... Ted the Impaler comes with his own little backpack and a story. He is particularly handsome and his cape is just....to die for! I would definetly recommend, thank you again Spiral Direct!"
"My hubby got me Ted and I absolutely adore him! I can't wait for his friends to come out so they can all be together in a place of honor on top of our entertainment center!!"
"Bought for my friend. She absolutely loves him"
"I bought Ted for my woman. She adores him.\
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I have been banished from my rightful place in our crypt to make space for him.\
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Curse you, Ted, curse you!"
"omg my son loves his new teddy and i think it looks super nice !!"
"Gave this to my partner as a belated Valentines gift. She loves it.\
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"This teddy was a gift and was it a hit or what! He is so soft and comes in his own back pack, just an awesome gift! Well worth the money."
"My wife has other teddies, a camouflaged one that's called Sarg (I was in the army cadets when I bought it her), all the mupets, and others, this is sitting between a teddy she bought me and Sarg, I did say when she put him there must be careful as we may hear screams in the night as he's feeding on the others, lucky enough he hasn't, he has fitted in well and right at home with the rest. I read another review that's said he should be in coffin which is true, a plastic bag pack isn't good enough for him."
"Brilliant product my mum loves it "
"Absolutely love this bear. The pictures do not do him justice. He is lovely quality and very well made. Love the little backpack he comes in. "
"I bought one for my device, now have my own, love him, please make a ware wolf one xxx"
"the wife loves him he will join a growing collection great product as always pls don't stop producing great stuff"
"Lovely item. Perfect for my daughter. Fab quality. Will there be any more designs as my daughter collects cuddly horror things like this ?"
"perfect product super cuddly almost ddnt want to give it to my angel will be buying from spiral again =)"
"Love this bear, hope you bring more out."
"Awesome gift for my awesome lady"
"Delighted with ted, in fact love him, he is for my neice, l am going to get one for myself after chistmas, l love the little back pack he arrives in. Excellent"
"Love this! Bought as a gift but would love one for myself! Would highly recommend this if you sre looking for something fun & different"
"I am really pleased with ted the impaler, well made, excellent quality, cute and well worth the money."
"Fantastic little chap. Really well made and cute too. Purchased him as a Xmas present for my brother and sister-in-law. They're going to LOVE him! Thanks again Spiral Direct. I just adore your stuff!!"
"His hair was super matted down and his head and ears look a bit odd. But he’s cute!"
"Fast delivery and perfect item, exactly as described, thank you!"
"My lass loves him thanks for fast service"
"Lovely product and friendly contact from seller - very impressed 😁"
"Delightful Dracula bear - different but still cuddly!"
"bought for god-daughter she loves it."
by steven Richard Williams
"An amazing stuffed little vampire. This is a very well made product, both the stuffed animal and the cape he wears. I look at the fur and the eye quality, along with the right amount of stuffing. This fella has it all...!"
"Excellent product, fast delivery."
"Great Bear, Good Delivery"
"Very quick delivery. Fun product, well packaged too. First Class."
"Ted is super cute and is a lovely addition to my teddy collection. He even came with his own backpack!"
"5* service and a 5* product I will certainly buy again🐻🐻👍👍🤗"
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